Looking back at the OP, I agree with Red, the order needs an overhaul. We need to jettison some dead weight and get current. So, with that in mind, lets take nominations for a couple of positions and once we have a base membership I'll start a new thread.
The OotDF needs...
1 Grand High Poobah
2 or 3 Dukes of the DL
and perhaps 10 Knights of the DNP
More is always better, but we need to stick with quality ideas too.
All titles and descriptions will be considered, keep in mind that the basic format is an order of knighthood, so if you can manage to be mocking, funny, and slightly old-fashioned sounding, you stand a great chance.
Gash Gordon, Defender of the Uni-Brace
This is something I could get behind.